honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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