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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.

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(845): View more from New York

They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.

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(703): View more from Virginia

that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good

(1-703): View more from Virginia

that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna

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(502): View more from Kentucky

New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.

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(305): View more from Florida

What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..

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(704): View more from North Carolina

How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?

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(206): View more from Washington

So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!

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(941): View more from Florida

i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.

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