I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
operation harelip BJ is a go
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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