so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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