he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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