no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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