So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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