u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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