We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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