glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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