I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
babies were throwing up all over the place
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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