On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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