I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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