please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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