Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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