Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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