I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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