now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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