For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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