were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Randomize
