hotel room ftw
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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