Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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