so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
a search helicopter?!
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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