Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Randomize
