do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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