Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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