i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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