what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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