I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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