It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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