I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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