didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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