i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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