Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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