Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
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