so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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