I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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