Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize