It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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