This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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