Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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