Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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