is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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