Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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