Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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