am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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