I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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