There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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