I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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