about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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