Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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