3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Randomize
