I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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