Christians are straight up FREAKS
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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I need you to use more vowels.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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