return my video game
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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