11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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