I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
