What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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