But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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