I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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